Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Nine Words Women Use

Nine words women use..

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Its a women's way of saying Get Off ! or Go to Hell.

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!


Akira 思胜 said...

Haha, I always can hear about these words...

Borneo Falcon said...

Girls are complicated. Couldn't they me more direct. Make life so much easier.

Barbie said...

@>>Borneo Falcon: "Girls are complicated. Couldn't they me more direct. Make life so much easier"

FYI, have you ever heard ppl said Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus? We both are just mentally and physically diffrn cuz we derived from 2 diffrn planets.

Guys expect the girls to be more like him, and so do we girls. However, wat I can say here don't forget girls and guys are ment to be diffrn =) We can surely learn to understand each other more, and yeah, that's how life should be. Yin and Yang is ment to be together. You have what we don't, and we have what you don't have. We're cool?

Plus, it's not that all the women are complicated, I guess.

@>>Mei Mei: Che Che used to read this once before, and it sounds quite rite =)

Brigida Ayson Schmidt said...

"Thanks"... "That's Okay"...

Meimei, those are the words I use a lot in my everyday life. What are yours?

@ SmalL G!RL said...

Akira ~

haha, pity...bt, it's true u noe...wat Barbie stated here, it's true...read her statements=)

Borneo Falcon ~

U too, read Barbie's Stetements

Barbie ~

Barbie dear!!! ahaha, thnx for explaining to them...they shud read it n always keep in their minds=)

Bridge ~

u..!! haha, wen u use those words, do u mean it like the descriptions say?

i owez use Thanks..& 5 minutes, in mandarin : den yi xia...haha
& i use FINE too, & i mean it like the descriptions say

eunice said...

@Barbie: Kudos!!

Almost all I used before leh, except no.9.

No. 1 I will say "Shui bian"
No. 2 I'll say "wait", 5 mins, 10 mins.. heheh
Hmm, but I am pretty straightforward =P

ailecgee said...

Ha ha ha! You hit the nail right on the head, Meimei!

A woman is a woman is a woman. They just have to understand our moods!