7 Re@sons NOT to mess with SMALL kids

No. 1

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

No. 2

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God'.
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute'.

No. 3

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill'.

No. 4

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

No. 5

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

No. 6

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

No. 7

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

Wish!ng You

To Kelly & all those whose birthday falls on the 30th April:

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;

I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,

And your birthday be perfect for you!

Mosqu!to3S

We know that Aedes mosquitoes can cause death.

BUT, do you know that 'normal' mosquitoes can cause people to get HURT also??

Not by stinging you or we always say, BITE you.

but..........this!!

You don't want to see this. Yes, you DON'T want.


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Recognize that nail art? I'm not showing off my nail art lar...Buhuhuhuhu......It is still bleeding now, since yesterday afternoon.
&...I didn't cry lar... haha, but ALMOST la, painful ba.


Want to know why my finger become like this? Actually I also don't know why. But, one thing I know is......I get this cut when I'm trying to get rid of the mosquito when I'm cutting vege for mummy. Just to GET RID, meaning, shoooo shoooo...not KILL. Then I get the cut, when I'm swinging my other hand with a knife in it. I'm always careless. It's more PAINFUL than the two cuts I got when using the scissors, buhuhuhu.

OK Ok, enough of complaining, meimei!!!!

urm, yay!! and another YAY YAY!!!!

I went gai gai with FISHY & RABBIT, huh?? Why both are animals, then what am I? Goat?? (Mehmeh), ahaha!!

We walked round & round & round, and we got bored, so.....
DRINK!!

This is my CHOCOLATE CREAM.The whipping cream & topping.YESH!!! That's fishy!!! I mean sim yi, she straightened her hair, very pretty o...guyz!!! Don't show your saliva. =P jk!!

Actually PCK was there yesterday, but we didn't go GILA like the other people, lolx!! We only realized he was there when we saw many people running towards the big door. hahah!!

I went to visit my favorite shop again. L'OCCITANE!! And my precious perfume, I wanna GET YOU one day, just wait!!

SaL@maNd3r

This is called SALAMANDER.

Since when I'm interested in fish?? No la, not me, but someone in my family. People who came to my house before shall know, haha, he's my younger BROTHER!! He bred this, & loads more in the aquarium. (about 200 maybe) I can just say, I'm crazy over MUSIC, & he's crazy over FISH!!!


He sleeps with fish, or fish sleeps with him??
Urm, the answer is both, actually.


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HUH?? Why am I talking about fish today? Actually we went out to 'promote' the fishes. And we sold some of the fishes to the fish shops, he (my bro) earned quite a lot, for a start. So, we were busy for the whole day. Morning, as usual teaching for the JMC in IMH, then lunch, then the fishes. =)

Something happened this week during JMC.

Cute or not? I don't know why he suddenly take out his so called 'rain coat', & wear it. He was being naughty as usual, & always run around the class. As we're in the Ethnic Room, there are many musical instruments, including the gong. & & he always want to disturb the gong, & don't want to do his work. It's hard work for me, I asked him not to disturb the gong, he ran & sat down there, being angry. huhh?? Was it my fault? I'm so scared seeing children to cry, I thought he wanted to cry, luckily, nope, then I took this pic & show him, then he smiled & laughed again. Hah!!! RELIEVED.

Why he suddenly angry ler?? I also don't know, lolx!!

MediTerRan3aN HoL!daY

Mediterranean Holiday? It's a book's name, which I just bought from MPH last night. I haven't start reading it because I'm currently still reading a book, 'WHITEOUT', which I really don't understand a bit.

MEDITERRANEAN HOLIDAY

Read this, if you're interested, I'm very willing to lend it out. :)

Look at the Price, so worth it rite? :)

WHITEOUT by Ken Follett

This is my book, actually my dad's xD. It comprises of three other books besides Whiteout, meaning, this big book is actually a 4-in-1 book. So, it's THICK!!!!


It's about a laboratory called Kremlin, and a virus, Madoba-2 which is stored inside the lab, got stolen and not really got stolen la, the person who 'TOOK' it, is trying to save a rabbit by using that virus, and at last he himself got bitten by the rabbit which has that virus inside it's body, so.......the rabbit and that person DIED. It happened on a Christmas Day, so....they enjoyed a not-so-Merry Christmas that year. Haha, I just read maybe 20 pages, wait till I finished reading my Mediterranean Holiday first, haha, that's more to my type of book.


Oh, one more thing. I bought a YOGA book too. Gonna start practicing it!! weeeeee, so happy.


It's for a beginner like me, teaches me how to start in a step-by=step way. And, it's CHEAP!!!


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Ok, enough of books.

There're new BRANDS in town.

First, L'OCCITANE.

I LOVE this pic, it's so sharp, and in a great angle, it shows my nail art=P

And.............It Smells GOOD!!! I mean, the sample that I've got, not the pic, hehe
p/s : you can't smell it, but you can only see the product that I mean, which smells nice.



Verbena Eau de Toilette


A perennial favorite. Extroverted notes of Mediterranean verbena mingle with a rosy base of geranium and lemon tree. Elegantly presented in a glass spray bottled engraved with a verbena leaf.


I WANT TO OWN THIS!!!!


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Second, BIG APPLE


I haven't try this
and
this......................................


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Third, SUSHI KING

Ok, this is not new, look, compare, who WINS??


SUSHI KING or BIG APPLE? You're the judge.


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My mum bought these chocolates from Langkawi.

I can't eat, huhuhu...Because I'm falling sick AGAIN.


RM 4.90 per bar. 1 flavor. 100g, as you can see.

RM 9.95 for 10 small pieces, with different flavors. Don't know the weight.

Ok, another thing to compare.

CHOCOLATE!!!

Not chocolate la, but the price.

Which is more ECONOMICAL?? You judge it!!!

Ouchhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu........

that's all i can say....

just look at this...


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yeayea, I was careless, and dreaming, or you can say


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I don't know how to walk properly!!!


BUT....


I did helped mummy to clean the fridge=(

AnotH3r Day

This is a very nice song lyrics written by Yean Wei.
(u mind me post the lyrics here? hehe)

FEEL IT!!!



Still remember the day you left
With the smile on your face
You left all the things by my side
But i keep it all the time

Your name appears
I hear your voice
But it doesn't be true
'Coz it always dissapear
Once i open my eyes

Just go away
Dont be afraid
I'll be ok just give me one more day Another day

I tell myself
I can't hold out
Can't fight this anymore
I lose all my memories
Forgotten what I'm fighting for
There's something we can let go
Something I just want you to know
The answer you look so long isn't right Nor it's wrong

Just go away
Don't be afraid
I'll be ok just give me one more day
I'll find the way to make it right
Hope you'll be there on this another day


The song is in my MUSIC BOX, click to listen=)

Man!cur3 & P3dicur3

~ I did manicure last night. Mine is called HOME MANICURE. There are many types of manicures : French Manicures, Salon Manicures & also Home Manicures. ~

~ As always, I tried out different designs. ~

~ This time, it looks quite pure and not so complicated. ~


The base is painted Purple, and the edge, White.


This was the previous design, it took me the whole night to complete it too.=)



~ Nice? I can sit there for hours just to get it done nicely. I still remember this year's Chinese New Year Eve, I started doing around 1am, then only completed it around 3 am. Am I crazy?? Everyone was fast asleep, preparing for a busy day, but I'm there, polishing my nails. Hahaha!! ~

~ Daddy (u noe hu u r=P) & mumma always say something about my nails, especially when it is painted Black, haha, they say, what happen to your toes? Got clip by something?? Is it painful?? lolx!! hhhmmmm....I miss mumma ~


Let's look at the purposes of doing manicure to the nails.

* Prevent hang - nail formation.
* Prevents nail damages like splits, tears, and fragile tips.
* The accompanying massage of the hands improve and increase the blood circulation, suppleness and flexibility of the hands and wrist.
* Discourages wrinkling of the skin on the hand, which is one of the first body part to show the sign of aging.

MY purpose of doing is..........to beautify my fingers, haha!!! A proper manicure actually includes treatments for the fingernails and hands. Treatments for the nails include filing and shaping the nails and also application of nail polish. Treatments for the hand include soaking in a softening substance and application of hand lotion. MY Manicure only covers the treatment for the fingernails, but NOT treatments for the hands=)

Th3 7 Boyz

No. 1 :

Nice handwriting, good in mathematics, always argue with teachers, in a joking way.
He sits next to me in Form 1, one year older than me. The first day we sit together, I don't dare to even look at him=P
Then, it gets better. He tried to tell me every time we chat in the phone, but I never give him a chance=P The same thing goes on in Form 1, Form 2, Form4 & even after Form5. Not Form3 because I think that time he has a girlfriend. He gives me present every year during my birthday, not Form3. Haha!! One thing I don't like about him is that he acts like a gangster. That's all.

No. 2 :

A guy same gang as the first one. He was in the same class with us too in Form1. I don't know much about him. He even gave me a necklace. He's not the type which I like though, not good-looking, not good in studies and so. Hehe, not that I'm choosy. =P
Those years in SMK Gapor, I knew quite a lot about who he's interested in, because one of my best friends was also his 'VICTIM' hehe.
From what I know, both of us scared to death when we see him in school, and will turn the other way, to avoid meeting him, lolx!!! Bad hah?

No. 3 :

During Form3..The beginning of the year, I always absent because there were so many activities going on with my family, trips to KL for my cousin's wedding and so. When I really sits down in the class, concentrate on the studies, I heard rumors about this boy. Even my form teacher tease on us, funny. I didn't know who & why they start these teases. They will just tease us, whenever there's a chance. He sits on the opposite side of the class, and I'm at the other end. During that year, I don't quite know his feelings towards me, I thought it was just the others teasing around and making fools. The next year, we were in different classes, and one day, he message me, telling his feelings towards me, he never message me before that. Weird!!
Shocked!! I asked him to give me time, then I don't quite know how we start.
This relationship goes on for quite sometime, in between, there were ons & offs. In the end, CUT!!! my parents' objections decide all the things. One thing I hate about him, HE'S QUITE A PLAYBOY!!! Our ons & offs were always due with his attitude, which makes me fed-up.

No. 4 :

This boy I know since Primary5, not close to him though, until Form4 then we're quite close. During Form4, I don't know about his feeling, so as in Form5, until one day we were in a dinner, his friends (mine too=) but the boyz gang), all asked me to sit next to him, I felt weird.
Before I went up for my performance on the keyboard, he suddenly gave me a ring. Before that, he told me he wanted to buy a ring, then he asked me what kind of ring is nice.
I don't know his meaning yet, so dumb hah?? I'm like that de, cannot blame me. lolx!!
I only treat him as my bro, never had any feelings towards him.xD

No. 5 :

Someone I know which is 2 years older than me. He chatted with me using sms. He always says something in the messages he sent me, which sends a clue that he likes me. But, I always ignore, and do not take it seriously. Hahah!!
Because........ I don't like him. The way he message me is so boring. And I think he don't take relationships seriously, he just is looking for a partner, cincai like that, who also can.

No. 6 :

The annoying one. At first I treated him as a good friend. But I know he's very hiao and my impression on him is that, he COMPLAINS a lot. Just so sissy and always tell me how much he cares about me, what a disgusting boy. He suckz!!! lolx!! Now, I always don't reply his messages, hehe, am I mean??

No.7 :

He sits nest to me during Form3. Always disturb me and he's in the same gang as boy No.3. Haha, so boy No.3 always comes to our table and chat around with him. This boy is nothing wrong, but he drinks a lot and quite a bad person in a way that he practices a bad lifestyle.
He sent a box of Christmas present to me last year, and I thought he's just sending it to thank me for helping him.
This year, he told me his feelings, and I just....say SORRY NO!! hehe, No feelings, what you want me to do? lolx!!

So....these are the very very very secret of mine.

I just felt so weird, the boys who likes me, is just not my type, why is it like that?

Hehe, the time is not here yet, heeheeee....Hope one day, there's a guy whom I had feelings with, will come to me. Like in those romance movies. wahhhhhhhhh....I'm dreaming now!!!

My SucC3sS=)

* The Curry Puffs I made on my own. Yay, Succeed!!! *

* I used 500g of flour, 250g of margarine and some cold water, to make the pastry. *

* Let's share my recipe. It makes about 29 pieces.=) *

Using rubbing in method to mix the flour and fat together.

Add in some water to make the mixture become a pastry.

Using a roller, roll the pastry into 3mm thin & then cut into shape of a circle.

The fillings that I cooked=).

Put the filling in the middle of the pastry which has been cut out.

Close 'door'. =P

Make the lining into nice shape. ( at first I was so clumsy in making this, haha )


Tadaaa!!! then I can make it, pass??

Brush on some egg yolk on top of each curry puffs.

Baking time!!! 350F for 15min.

Weeee!!!!! Feeling hungry?? hehe

My We3k3nd

~ I received a msg frm . . . . . . ~

~ saying sth which rely scares me off ~

~ I hope i can deal with it n dn hurt . . . . . . ~

~ this always happens to me, the one who likes me, I don't like him.~

~ lolx, that's the biggest 'secret' I ever post in my blog. ~

~ so, shhhhh!!! help me keep this secret. ~


~ Now, serious matter, we haven't decide on which condo shall we rent. ~

~ Mr Lee? Ms Chin? Whatever. ~

~ It's such headache and many problems to decide it. ~

~ It consists of so many heads and must suits everyone. ~

~ Hope we make the best decision and choose the best one! ~


~ Another matter that bugs me is, what should I do now? ~

~ Is going to TARC for A-levels good for me? ~

~ Or, shall I go for foundation in the course that I prefer? ~

~ Courses that interest me are Chemical engineering, Materials & Manufacture Engineering and Tourism Management ~

~ Or, shall I go for Form 6? ~

~ Currently, my decision is still A-levels, but what's next? ~


~ Just now I went to Swinburne to know more about the courses offered there. ~

~ And I've got another option, which is Biotechnology. ~

~ Now, more headache to me. What should I do?? ~


~ hehehe, tomorrow I'm going to be busy. Doing houseworks and BAKING!!! weeehoooo, make curry puffs. First time doing that on my own, hope I can deal with everything=) ~

~ Daddy go traveling, huhuhu. One week mummy go, another week daddy go. So sad, I'm still always home alone. ~

My Sins, You ShouLd Try ToO

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	Low
Pride:	Very High

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

ToucH!nG StoRy

I have nothing to add on in my blog, and I've just received an e-mail from a friend, I think I might just copy and paste it here...


Boy:baby we need to
talk

Girl: kyle, wat do u
mean?

Boy: sumthin has come
up...

Girl: wat? Wuts
wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: i dont want to
hurt u baby

Girl: *thinks* omg i
hope he doesnt break up with me... I
love him so much

Boy: baby are you
there??

Girl: yea im here wut
is so important??

Boy: im not sure if i
should say

Girl: well u already
brought it up, so please just tell me.

Boy: im leaving....

Girl: baby wut are u
talking about?? I dont want u to leave
me, i love you

Boy: not like that, i
mean im moving far away

Girl: why? All of ur
famliy lives over here.

Boy: well my father
is sending me away to a boarding skool
far away.

Girl: i cant believe
this.

[FATHER: (picks up
the other phone, interrupts & yells
furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you
about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off
the damn phone!! (And hangs up)]

Boy: wow ur father
sounds really mad

Girl: u know how he
gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go

Boy: would you run
away with me?

Girl: baby, u know i
would, i would do anything for u, but i
cant... U dont know wut would happen if
i did. My dad would kill me !!

Boy: *sad* its ok i
understand i guess..

Girl: *thinking* i
cant believe wuts going on

Boy: i need to give u
sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on
flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need
to see you now.

Girl: ok i will sneak
out & meet u at tha park

Boy: ok ill meet u
there in 20min

[They meet at a
nearby park, they both hug eachother.
And he gives her a note.]

Boy: here u go, this
is for you i gotta go.

Girl: *tear* (begins
to cry)

Boy: baby dont cry, u
know i love you...but i have 2 go

Girl: ok (begins to
walk away)

[They both go back
home. And erika begins to read tha
letter he gave her]

It says.....

Erika,

U probably already
know that im leaving, i knew this would
be better if i wrote a letter
explaining tha truth about how much i
care about you. The truth is, is that i
never loved you, i hated you so much, u
are my bitch and dont u ever forget
that. I never cared about you, and
never wanted to talk to you, and be
around u. U really have no clue how
much i hate you. Now that im leaving i
thought u should know that i hate you
bitch, u never did tha right thing, and
u were never there. I didnt think i
could hate someone as much as i hate
you. And i never want to see you, for
the rest of my life, i will never miss
kissing you like before, i never want
to cuddle up, how we used to. I will
not miss you and thats a promise. U
never had my love, and i want you to
remember that. Bitch u keep this letter
bcuz this may be tha last thing u have
from me. I hate you so much. i will not
talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Kyle

[ erika begins to
cry, she throws tha paper in tha
garbage & crys for hours ]

....A day passes, she
is sad, depressed and she feels so
lonely.... Then she gets a fone
call....

Friend: how are u
feeling?

Girl: i just cant
believe this happend i thought he loved
me.

Friend: o, about
that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days
ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur
jacket pocket or something...

Girl: ummm ok

[She finds a piece of
paper in tha jacket, It says...]

Baby i hope u find
this before u read my letter. I knew ur
dad might read it, so i switched a few
words...

Hate = Love

Never = Alwayz

Bitch = Baby

Will not= will

........ I hope u
didnt take that seriously because i
love you with all my heart, and it was
so hard to let you go thats y i wanted
u to run away with me...

-Kyle


Girl: omg its a
letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of
slipped it into my pocket when he
hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I
am!!

Friend: lol ok but i
g2g... Call me later

Girl: *happy*ok bye,
i'll be at home waiting for my baby to
call me !!

...... Erika turns
tha T.V. on......

[Breaking news] 'An
airplane has crashed. Over 47 young
boys died, we are still searching for
Survivors...This is a tragedy we will
never forget, this plane was flight 1-
80...it was on its way to an all boys
boarding school...' Reporter says.

[ she turns off the
tv....3 days later, she kills herself,
because of tha fact that Kyle was dead
& she had nothing to Live for... ]

....A day after that
the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was
Kyle, he called to leave a msg. 'Its
Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called
to let u know that im alive, i missed
my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last
time. So i hope ur not worried. I am
staying for good. Sorry if u got
scared, i promise to make it up to you
everything will be a be ok i love you
so much...call me asap bye!


**Please do what you want to do before its too late to say I Love You to the person u really liked!!**
Apriciates Time!! For what is gone it wont come back again!! Do what you want to do tell what you want to tell before its too late!!